Board Games

Area Die Really Hopes Players Figure Out It’s Nonstandard

July 25, 2019

“Oh, come on!” reported the die. “Just look at me! The double 1’s and 2’s are right next to each other. Has no one thought to check . . .”

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47% of Crowdfunded Game Projects Less Satisfying Than Setting Money on Fire

July 11, 2019

[H]alf of all crowdfunded game projects provide less satisfaction to customers than simply destroying an equivalent amount of money.

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Quickstart Booklet 16 Pages Long

July 8, 2019

GRAND RAPIDS, MI — A local game group has confirmed that although the recently purchased fantasy boardgame Destiny Bladesmen includes a scaled-down “Quickstart” rules booklet, that booklet is itself 16 pages in length. “Jeez, how long is it going to take to read this thing?” inquired area player Doug Shannin as he flipped through the […]

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